Here's a Joke I Made Up Back in College

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
08/29/2017 at 21:55 • Filed to: bad jokes

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What do you call it when solving for Global Climate Change gives you a beat you can snap your fingers to?

An Al Gore Rhythm!

Hey hey, which side of the car is the most aerodynamic?

The outside!!

The funny thing about my car is that it runs on gasoline I run-on sentences.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wobbles the Mind
08/29/2017 at 22:16

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Get out.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/29/2017 at 22:20

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Hey my jokes are tasty! They’re like Moon rocks in a world of Earth rocks, a little meteor than you’re used to.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Wobbles the Mind
08/29/2017 at 23:13

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Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Wobbles the Mind
08/29/2017 at 23:57

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That reply was out of this world.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Wobbles the Mind
08/30/2017 at 03:36

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Hmmm.

Here’s some.

Bloke goes to a doctors:

Doctor - ‘You’re going to have to stop masturbating’
Bloke - ‘Why?’
Doctor - ‘Because I’m trying to examine you’

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l think the wife might have PhotoSensitive Epilepsy.
Showed her a picture of me having sex with her sister and she had a fit.

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son.
Son says, “Ok, Ok we were watching porn.”

Dad says,”What?
At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!”
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,”Well he certainly is your son!”
The robot slaps the mother........